Tid-Bits From Ben

In Guyana, we say skin your teeth when you smile. So, here is something to smile on….

AFTER reading up on the finer points of ice fishing, a young woman heads onto the ice. Just as she’s about to drill her first hole, a booming voice from above bellows, “There are no fish under the ice!”

The woman is startled, but she keeps drilling.

Again the voice thunders, “There are no fish under the ice!”

Now the woman is shaking. But she takes a deep breath, and just as she’s about to cut a new hole -
“There are no fish under the ice!”

The frightened woman looks skyward and asks, “Is that you Lord?”

“No, this is the manager of the skating rink!”